Tedward4u, 59
currently offline
Hollywood, CA, USA
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Har, it's the captain of the Red Swan
Har, it's the captain of the Red Swan
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'11"
Weight
250 lbs
Body Type
large
Movies
mockumentaries, action, drama, indie, sci-fi, comedy
Orientation
bisexual, straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
white / gray
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Native American, Vulcan
Relationship
divorced
Have Kids
no - and am unable to
Education Level
Doctorate
Profession
Internet, Executive / Management, Entertainment / Media, Computer related / Hardware, Artistic / Musical
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
I currently live
alone
Socially, I am
the life of the party, shy at first, but warm up quickly, social butterfly, flirt
Political Views
democrat, green party, liberal
Food Related
Carnivore
Personality
artistic, clown, thrifty, fun loving, pirate, geek, lover, burner (burning man participant), intellectual, romantic, flirt, extrovert
Individuality
circus clown, artist, pirate at heart, stache, goatee, tattoos, piercings
Religious Views
Atheist
I'm looking for
dating, something interesting, soulmate, miss right, miss right now, the yin to my yang, relationship, romance
My Sign
leo : july 23-aug. 22
Military Service
army, veteran
Pets
No pets currently (but like them)
Gender
Male
Music
World, Trance, Techno, Rock, Dance
Hair Style
crew cut, short hair
Fitness & Sports
dancing, martial arts, walking, golf, cycling
Health Related
in remission, diabetic
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
board games, comic books, computers, cooking & recipes, cosplay, coupon clipping, dancing, fishing, fleamarkets, gardening, history, horseback riding, hunting, internet, killing zombies, larp, magic, manga, mime, movies, music, naturism, nudism, painting, photography, pole dancing, puzzles and brain teasers, reading, robotics, shopping, sports, target practice, television, travel, video games, weather, wine tasting, writing, baking
Movies
action, animation, bollywood, classics, comedy, drama, horror, mockumentaries, nothing but porn, psychological thrillers, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi
Orientation
bisexual, lesbian, straight
Eye Color
black, blue, brown, gray, green, hazel
Hair Color
a little gray, auburn, black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red, white / gray
Their Ethnicity
Asian, Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Indian, Inter-racial, Middle Eastern, Mixed Race, Native American, Other, Pacific Islander, Vulcan
Have Kids
no - and am unable to, no - definitely want them though, no - do not want kids, no - maybe with the right person, no - open to adoption, yes - grown and out of the house, yes - single parent home
Their Education Level
ain't had no skoolin, Bachelor's Degree, college grad, currently in college, Doctorate, graduate school, high school grad, Master's Degree, post-Graduate, some college, some high school
Do they smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though, no - will not date a smoker, 420, ceremonial smoking
Do they drink?
beer, in recovery, liquor, no, only blood, socially, wine
Food Related
BRAINS!!!, Diet Every Now & Then, French, Gluten-free Diet, Grain-free Diet, Hot Sauce on Everything, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?), Mediterranean, Mexican, Omnivore, Soul Food, Spicy, Sushi, Thai
Personality
activist, artistic, burner (burning man participant), clown, coffeeholic, dominatrix, extrovert, flirt, frugal, fun loving, geek, hipster, intellectual, introvert, liberal, lover, nerd, pirate, professional, romantic, thrifty, total slacker, tree hugger
Individuality
artist, circus clown, nudist, piercings, pirate at heart, tattoos, vampire
Religious Views
Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist, Hindu, Jewish, Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Pagan, Pantheist, Wiccan
Their Sign
i was born in april, i was born in august, i was born in december, i was born in february, i was born in january, i was born in july, i was born in june, i was born in march, i was born in may, i was born in november, i was born in october, i was born in september
Gender
Female
Music
Alternative Rock, Classical, Dance, Funk, Hard Rock, House, Indie, Industrial, Jazz, Pop, Rock, Ska, Techno, Trance, World
Hair Style
bob cut, bowl cut, bun, cornrows, curly, dreadlocks, emo, faux-hawk, french braid, french twist, layered, long hair, mullet, pageboy, perm, ponytail, rattail, shag, short hair, spiky, straight, straightened
Fitness & Sports
aerobics, archery, ballet, cycling, dancing, fencing, gymnastics, hiking, hockey, martial arts, parkour, pole dancing, skiing, snorkeling, snowboarding, surfing, swimming, walking, working out, yoga
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My Groups(7)
Pirate Type: Privateer
172 membersA group for pirates who are shrewd and cunning and know how to get the job done. They have the skills and knowledge to get the job done right and make a name for themselves.
Seekin Booty
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Seekin 1st Mate
582 membersA group for adventurous people looking for a good 1st Mate. They are ready to take on the responsibilities of leadership and command and need guidance from experienced pirates.
Seekin Saucy Wench
506 membersA group for those interested in finding flirty, sassy and saucy women who are looking for their soulmate. Whether it is a pirate or a privateer, they are ready to find their true love and have some fun along the way.
Pirate Status: Captain
384 membersA group for experienced sea captains and pirates who are looking to take command of a ship. They have the knowledge and expertise to lead a crew and commandeer a ship to sail the seven seas.
FSM Rules
42 membersA group for those who are dedicated to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. They are devoted to spreading the gospel of the FSM and are always looking for new converts to join the ranks.
Pastafarian
107 membersA group for those who are devoted to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. They are dedicated to spreading the gospel of the FSM and are always looking for new members to join the ranks.
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