Soylentplatinum, 48
currently offline
Panama City, FL, USA
SOYLENTPLATINUM'S MEMBERSHIP AWARDS (Beta)
Mr. Left
Mr. Left Arrr. Harmless lunatic seeks unattainable and likely nonexistent un-stereotypical female with low (enough) standards for friendship, romance and who knows what.
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
6'02"
Weight
240 lbs
Body Type
overweight
Movies
comedy, horror, action, sci-fi, steamy, indie
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
blue
Hair Color
light brown, depends on the day of the week
Ethnicity
Vulcan, Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - do not want kids
Education Level
high school grad
Profession
Other
Income level
$25,000-$50,000, that's private
Do you smoke?
daily, chain smoker, socially, like a chimney
I currently live
alone, on a pirate ship, in a van down by the river
Socially, I am
a couch potato, loner, anti-social, home body, comic relief
Political Views
not interested in politics
Food Related
Italian, Spicy, Vegetarian, Chocoholic, Indian, French, Japanese, Chinese, Carnivore, Omnivore
Personality
introvert, punk, professional, geek, nerd, loner, total slacker, coffeeholic, white trash, pirate, redneck
Individuality
psychic, tattoos, pirate at heart, mime, cougar, cougar lover
Religious Views
Not Religious
I'm looking for
dating, friends only, travel companion, the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, miss right now, fun, conversation, something interesting, soulmate, miss right
My Sign
i was born in april, taurus : april 20-may 20
Pets
Sehlat, Targ, Rock, Tribbles
Gender
Male
Hair Style
short hair, undetectable toupee
Fitness & Sports
cycling, pole dancing
Looking for
Orientation
asexual, bisexual, celibate, straight
Have Kids
no - do not want kids, no - maybe with the right person, yes - grown and out of the house
Do they smoke?
only when I drink, 420, like a chimney, hookah, daily, clove cigarettes, cigars, cigarettes, chain smoker, socially
Gender
Not Sure, Female
My Photos
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My Friends
No Friends Added Yet!
My Groups(12)
Pirate Type: Salty Dog
131 membersA group for pirates who are experienced and know the ropes of the trade. They have the skills and knowledge to navigate any waters and take on any challenge.
Rum Lovin
468 membersA group for those who love rum and are looking to find the perfect grog. Whether they are looking for a specific flavor or just a good drinking buddy, they are always on the hunt for the best rum.
Treasure Huntin
558 membersA group for treasure seekers who are on the hunt for hidden gems, riches and fortunes. Whether they are looking for a lost shipwreck or a hidden hoard, they are ready to take on any challenge to find the treasure.
Seekin Booty
488 membersA group for treasure seekers who are on the hunt for hidden gems, riches and fortunes. Whether they are looking for a lost shipwreck or a hidden hoard, they are ready to take on any challenge to find the treasure.
Seekin 1st Mate
582 membersA group for adventurous people looking for a good 1st Mate. They are ready to take on the responsibilities of leadership and command and need guidance from experienced pirates.
Seekin Saucy Wench
506 membersA group for those interested in finding flirty, sassy and saucy women who are looking for their soulmate. Whether it is a pirate or a privateer, they are ready to find their true love and have some fun along the way.
Seekin Captain
249 membersA group for people looking for experienced sea captains and pirates to take the helm of a ship with the knowledge and expertise to lead a crew and commandeer a ship to sail the seven seas.
Seekin Rum
420 membersA group for pirate enthusiasts and rum lovers who are looking for the perfect grog. They are always on the hunt for the best rum and ready to share their knowledge with fellow rum connoisseurs.
Seekin Doubloons
184 membersA group for wealth seekers and money makers who are looking for the ultimate prize of gold coins and doubloons. They are ready to take on the challenge of gathering a fortune and making their mark in the pirate world.
Pirate Status: Captain
384 membersA group for experienced sea captains and pirates who are looking to take command of a ship. They have the knowledge and expertise to lead a crew and commandeer a ship to sail the seven seas.
FSM Rules
42 membersA group for those who are dedicated to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. They are devoted to spreading the gospel of the FSM and are always looking for new converts to join the ranks.
Pastafarian
107 membersA group for those who are devoted to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. They are dedicated to spreading the gospel of the FSM and are always looking for new members to join the ranks.
Pirate Related Sites
- Wikipedia: Pirates
- Talk Like A Pirate
- The Pirates Realm
- Pirates Info
- Pirates of the
Caribbean Official
Pirate Blog Sites
Online Dating Sites
Webcam Sites
Miscellaneous
