Rumbeard, 48

I'm a sci-fi loving computer geek and a pirate. I'm intensely logical (sometimes to a fault ). My favorite genre of artistic entertainment other than science fiction and fantasy is comedy. My sense of humor is sarcastic. I am looking for a partner who is able to spar with me verbally and who has a bawdy sense of humor. My biggest hobbies include beer making (Yarr!) and cooking the foods of various cultures. I am a rum connoisseur. I have an entire shelf dedicated to my rum. I'm definitely looking for someone who enjoys eating and drinking and is not allergic to anything nor who has any strange rules about what they can and cannot eat. My other main hobby is being a motor-head for large old computer systems. Anyone I'm with can't be afraid of big iron beasts with blinky lights. I am looking for someone 18-35, but I have found that I gravitate towards women in the 23-26 range. I feel quite honored when I am messaged by anyone but please understand I won't always respond to everyone. Physically I prefer all shapes except apple, though the most important physical feature is always one's face. If you work in a technical field as a scientist or IT person that is even better. Fellow geekettes are appreciated. I like tomboys but not if you dress or trim your hair like one. I'm definitely looking for someone who loves being a BBW (all across the size range ). No WLS (had, considering, or would ever do so ). No kids please. I'm a tough sell but I am worth it.