Longjohndw, 31

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Ahoy "Mate"-y
I'm looking for someone who doesn't have scurvy. Someone who can appreciate not just my blockheadedness, but also the wood in my leg. Definitely someone who wants to walk my plank.
About Me
Gender Male
Orientation Bisexual
Height 6'08"
Weight 170 lbs
Hobbies & Interests bible study, fleamarkets, internet, killing zombies, larp, pole dancing, reading, sports, target practice, television, video games
Body Type athletic, skinny, slender, slim
Movies action, animation, black & white films, comedy, mockumentaries, steamy, romance, romantic comedy
Orientation asexual, bisexual, heteroflexible, straight
Eye Color brown
Hair Color dark brown
Ethnicity Caucasian
Relationship single, single - never married
Have Kids no - definitely want them though
Education Level college grad
Profession Food Service
Income level Less than $25,000
Do you smoke? no - will not date a smoker
Do you drink? liquor, socially
I currently live on a pirate ship
Socially, I am a couch potato, class clown, comic relief, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly
Political Views conservative
Food Related Candy is a Food Group, Right?, Carnivore, Chocoholic, Fast Food, Junk Food Junkie, Omnivore, Soylent Green
Personality conservative, dominatrix, flirt, geek, pirate, playa, playa hater, romantic, white trash
Individuality cougar lover, nickelback fan, ninja, paranormal believer, pirate at heart
Religious Views Atheist, Voodoo
I'm looking for conversation, dating, fun, miss right, miss right now, mr. right, mr. right now, penpal, relationship, romance, something interesting, soulmate, the yin to my yang, travel companion
My Sign i don't believe in zodiac signs, i was born in may
Pets Dog, Small Furry Creature, Spiders
Gender Male
Music Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Death Metal, Karaoke
Hair Style buzz cut
Fitness & Sports armchair quarterback, ballet, basketball, football (International), parkour, pole dancing, swimming
Health Related acupuncture
Languages English, Pig Latin, Pirate

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