• TEDWARD4U Identifies As:
  • Gender: Male
  • Orientation:Straight
  • STATS Height: 5'11"
  • Weight: 250 lbs
  • Age: 55 years old.

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My Description

Har, it's the captain of the Red Swan

Har, it's the captain of the Red Swan

About Me  (My Interests / Hobbies / Groups)

Body Type
drama, mockumentaries, sci-fi, indie, comedy, action
bisexual, straight
Eye Color
Hair Color
white / gray
Caucasian, Native American, Vulcan
Have Kids
no - and am unable to
Education Level
Artistic / Musical, Internet, Computer related / Hardware, Entertainment / Media, Executive / Management
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
I currently live
Socially, I am
the life of the party, shy at first, but warm up quickly, social butterfly, flirt
Political Views
democrat, green party, liberal
Food Related
intellectual, pirate, thrifty, artistic, clown, fun loving, extrovert, lover, burner (burning man participant), flirt, geek, romantic
piercings, pirate at heart, tattoos, artist, stache, goatee, circus clown
Religious Views
socially, let's see, how should I answer this (wink, wink)
I'm looking for
miss right now, the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, dating, something REALLY hot, soulmate, miss right
My Sign
leo : july 23-aug. 22
Military Service
veteran, army
No pets currently (but like them)
Rock, Techno, Trance, Dance, World
Hair Style
short hair, crew cut
Fitness & Sports
cycling, dancing, golf, walking, martial arts
Health Related
diabetic, in remission

Pirate Type: Privateer ; Seekin Booty ; Seekin 1st Mate ; Seekin Saucy Wench ; Pirate Status: Captain ; FSM Rules ; Pastafarian

About My Match  (What I'm looking for)

Hobbies & Interests
board games, comic books, computers, cooking & recipes, cosplay, coupon clipping, dancing, fishing, fleamarkets, gardening, history, horseback riding, hunting, internet, killing zombies, larp, magic, manga, mime, movies, music, naturism, nudism, painting, photography, pole dancing, puzzles and brain teasers, reading, robotics, shopping, sports, target practice, television, travel, video games, weather, wine tasting, writing, baking
action, animation, bollywood, classics, comedy, drama, horror, mockumentaries, nothing but porn, psychological thrillers, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi
bisexual, lesbian, straight
Eye Color
black, blue, brown, gray, green, hazel
Hair Color
a little gray, auburn, black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red, white / gray
Their Ethnicity
Asian, Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Indian, Inter-racial, Middle Eastern, Mixed Race, Native American, Other, Pacific Islander, Vulcan
Have Kids
no - and am unable to, no - definitely want them though, no - do not want kids, no - maybe with the right person, no - open to adoption, yes - grown and out of the house, yes - single parent home
Their Education Level
ain't had no skoolin, Bachelor's Degree, college grad, currently in college, Doctorate, graduate school, high school grad, Master's Degree, post-Graduate, some college, some high school
Do they smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though, no - will not date a smoker, 420, ceremonial smoking
Do they drink?
beer, in recovery, liquor, no, only blood, socially, wine
Food Related
BRAINS!!!, Diet Every Now & Then, French, Gluten-free Diet, Grain-free Diet, Hot Sauce on Everything, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?), Mediterranean, Mexican, Omnivore, Soul Food, Spicy, Sushi, Thai
activist, artistic, burner (burning man participant), clown, coffeeholic, dominatrix, extrovert, flirt, frugal, fun loving, geek, hipster, intellectual, introvert, liberal, lover, nerd, pirate, professional, romantic, thrifty, total slacker, tree hugger
artist, circus clown, nudist, piercings, pirate at heart, tattoos, vampire
Religious Views
Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist, Hindu, Jewish, Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Pagan, Pantheist, Wiccan
burning man rocks...wait, what was the question, does coffee count?, let's see, how should I answer this (wink, wink), socially, what, are you a nark?
Their Sign
i was born in april, i was born in august, i was born in december, i was born in february, i was born in january, i was born in july, i was born in june, i was born in march, i was born in may, i was born in november, i was born in october, i was born in september
Alternative Rock, Classical, Dance, Funk, Hard Rock, House, Indie, Industrial, Jazz, Pop, Rock, Ska, Techno, Trance, World
Hair Style
bob cut, bowl cut, bun, cornrows, curly, dreadlocks, emo, faux-hawk, french braid, french twist, layered, long hair, mullet, pageboy, perm, ponytail, rattail, shag, short hair, spiky, straight, straightened
Fitness & Sports
aerobics, archery, ballet, cycling, dancing, fencing, gymnastics, hiking, hockey, martial arts, parkour, pole dancing, skiing, snorkeling, snowboarding, surfing, swimming, walking, working out, yoga

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